• Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
  • You have summed up my life.

missmonstermel:

Charybdis the devil doll! He’s in the shop now, link is in my profile #missmonster #artdoll #doll #softsculpture #devil #charybdis

I WILL LOVE HIM AND PET HIM AND CALL HIM RIBBY

kerriknorr:

tamorapierce:

awriterincowboyboots:

boneycircus:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

oh my Jesus



I … am … a librarian!”

I keep watching this over and over, and see more and more each time.  That’s some epic fail there.

It gets better. That was a warehouse full of vodka:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/6493303/Fork-lift-drivers-warehouse-disaster-video.html

kerriknorr:

tamorapierce:

awriterincowboyboots:

boneycircus:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

oh my Jesus

I … am … a librarian!”

I keep watching this over and over, and see more and more each time.  That’s some epic fail there.

It gets better. That was a warehouse full of vodka:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/6493303/Fork-lift-drivers-warehouse-disaster-video.html

mrs-sardonicus:

divacuppa:

A government report released last week surprisingly admits that the honeybee species are dying off at a rate too high to ‘guarantee their long term survival’.

It has been well proven that the primary factor leading to this extinction is the presence of neonicotinoid poisons, of course present in insecticides sold by and/or used by corporations such as Monsanto, Syngenta, Bayer, Dupont and their products. A recent study from Harvard, published on March 27th of this year, has definitively confirmed what scientists outside the US have been saying for years: neonicotinoids are the [emphasis added] cause of colony collapse disorder(CCD). The study showed that 50% of colonies populated by bees who had been in contact with these pesticides collapsed, compared to only 1 in 6 who were not in contact with neonicotinoids.

The European Union understands that the death of honeybees is an unprecedented death for human beings and mother earth, as they have banned neonicotinoid poisons.

However, American powers refuse to believe the problem is neonicotinoid insecticides and they continue to be in use here.

These corporations with armies of lobbyists and politicians bought and paid for, like  Monsanto, are playing dumb and suggesting that ‘mites’ are the cause for the death rate of honeybees, a problem so bad that it means their extinction if they continue on this path. This is dangerous anti-science rhetoric, borderline scientific denialism from the American agro-chemical establishment. 

Well, did mites cause the honeybees to go extinct in the approximate 14 million years they survived here before humans invented neonicotinoid chemicals? Of course not. It seems only things as foreign to Earth as neonicotinoids can cause such a drastic loss of crucial life on our planet and the solution is obvious; inform people that if we keep allowing the honeybees to die at this rate, we will be literally without almost all of the fruits we enjoy. Oh and stop using neonicotinoids.

If we don’t seriously stop this soon, then a corporation like Monsanto would likely take advantage of the lack of bees to pollinate and create fruit, and attempt to monopolize the products of nature because the fruits will then require individual, manual pollination or more complex measures. While this may seem far fetched, in the absence of honeybees and acknowledging that manual pollination is highly labor intensive, micro pollinator drones may be in our future if something is not done to save the bees.

If you are reading this, there is a good chance absolutely none of this information is new. If the bees are not nursed back to health as a species, say goodbye to these things- (unless you want genetically modified, manually pollinated products of Monsanto in the wake of the extinction of the honeybee): Apples Mangos Rambutan Kiwi Fruit Plums Peaches Nectarines Guava Rose Hips Pomegranites Pears Black and Red Currants Alfalfa Okra Strawberries Onions Cashews Cactus Prickly Pear Apricots Allspice Avocados Passion Fruit Lima Beans Kidney Beans Adzuki Beans Green Beans Orchid Plants Custard Apples Cherries Celery Coffee Walnut Cotton Lychee Flax Acerola – used in Vitamin C supplements Macadamia Nuts Sunflower Oil Goa beans Lemons Buckwheat Figs Fennel Limes Quince Carrots Persimmons Palm Oil Loquat Durian Cucumber Hazelnut Cantaloupe Tangelos Coriander Caraway Chestnut Watermelon Star Apples Coconut Tangerines Boysenberries Starfruit Brazil Nuts  Beets Mustard Seed Rapeseed Broccoli Cauliflower Cabbage Brussels Sprouts Bok Choy (Chinese Cabbage) Turnips Congo Beans Sword beans Chili peppers, red peppers, bell peppers, green peppers Papaya Safflower Sesame Eggplant Raspberries Elderberries Blackberries Clover Tamarind Cocoa Black Eyed Peas Vanilla Cranberries Tomatoes Grapes

can’t say no one predicted this

down with monsanto

They’ll try to invent some kind of artificial bee or some product they can sell to artificially pollinate a world without bees, not that they care, of course.

Actually, they’re looking into using carpenter bees, but don’t tell them I told you.

(Source: be-their-sound)

buttercupflutterscotch:

I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with Amuse plushies over the past couple weeks and I wanted to host a giveaway for a couple of them so other people can have a chance to own them! 
Please do not delete the text!
There will only be one winner!
Prizes:

Prize Pack One:One “standard size” (14cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “standard size” or “large size” (16cm) Alpacasso of your choice from Tokyo Otaku Mode
Prize Pack Two: One “big size” (40cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “big size” or “jumbo size” (50cm) Alpacasso or both the prizes listed in prize pack one from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Rules:

✿ You do not have to be following me! If the winner is not a follower, they can choose from prize pack one. If the winner is a follower, they can choose from prize pack two.
✿ Like and reblog for two entries total! You may reblog more than once, however, it does not grant more entries, it will just readjust your place in this post’s notes.
✿ No giveaway blogs are eligible to win. Reblogging from multiple accounts will result in disqualification.
✿ Entries will close and a winner will be drawn using random.org on October 18, 2014.
✿ Must be 18 years or older or have parental or guardian permission to enter.
✿ I will ship directly from the Tokyo Otaku Mode site at my own expense. If the winner does not wish for their address to be disclosed with the site, the extra shipping fee (from my address to final destination) will be at the winner’s expense through Paypal.
✿ I am not responsible for the stock at Tokyo Otaku Mode at the time of the winner being drawn. If the winner does not find any plushies that they would like immediately, we will stay in contact until preferable ones are stocked.
✿ This giveaway is not affiliated with Tokyo Otaku Mode or Tumblr.


If you’re not already registered for Tokyo Otaku Mode, feel free to use my referral link to receive $5 off on any purchase. If you register your email with the site, you will also receive an additional $5 to use within 7 days of confirming it for a total of $10 off. With those discounts, you can purchase a small Alpacasso for the price of shipping or a small Pote Usa Loppy for less than $2 plus shipping.
buttercupflutterscotch:

I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with Amuse plushies over the past couple weeks and I wanted to host a giveaway for a couple of them so other people can have a chance to own them! 
Please do not delete the text!
There will only be one winner!
Prizes:

Prize Pack One:One “standard size” (14cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “standard size” or “large size” (16cm) Alpacasso of your choice from Tokyo Otaku Mode
Prize Pack Two: One “big size” (40cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “big size” or “jumbo size” (50cm) Alpacasso or both the prizes listed in prize pack one from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Rules:

✿ You do not have to be following me! If the winner is not a follower, they can choose from prize pack one. If the winner is a follower, they can choose from prize pack two.
✿ Like and reblog for two entries total! You may reblog more than once, however, it does not grant more entries, it will just readjust your place in this post’s notes.
✿ No giveaway blogs are eligible to win. Reblogging from multiple accounts will result in disqualification.
✿ Entries will close and a winner will be drawn using random.org on October 18, 2014.
✿ Must be 18 years or older or have parental or guardian permission to enter.
✿ I will ship directly from the Tokyo Otaku Mode site at my own expense. If the winner does not wish for their address to be disclosed with the site, the extra shipping fee (from my address to final destination) will be at the winner’s expense through Paypal.
✿ I am not responsible for the stock at Tokyo Otaku Mode at the time of the winner being drawn. If the winner does not find any plushies that they would like immediately, we will stay in contact until preferable ones are stocked.
✿ This giveaway is not affiliated with Tokyo Otaku Mode or Tumblr.


If you’re not already registered for Tokyo Otaku Mode, feel free to use my referral link to receive $5 off on any purchase. If you register your email with the site, you will also receive an additional $5 to use within 7 days of confirming it for a total of $10 off. With those discounts, you can purchase a small Alpacasso for the price of shipping or a small Pote Usa Loppy for less than $2 plus shipping.
buttercupflutterscotch:

I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with Amuse plushies over the past couple weeks and I wanted to host a giveaway for a couple of them so other people can have a chance to own them! 
Please do not delete the text!
There will only be one winner!
Prizes:

Prize Pack One:One “standard size” (14cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “standard size” or “large size” (16cm) Alpacasso of your choice from Tokyo Otaku Mode
Prize Pack Two: One “big size” (40cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “big size” or “jumbo size” (50cm) Alpacasso or both the prizes listed in prize pack one from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Rules:

✿ You do not have to be following me! If the winner is not a follower, they can choose from prize pack one. If the winner is a follower, they can choose from prize pack two.
✿ Like and reblog for two entries total! You may reblog more than once, however, it does not grant more entries, it will just readjust your place in this post’s notes.
✿ No giveaway blogs are eligible to win. Reblogging from multiple accounts will result in disqualification.
✿ Entries will close and a winner will be drawn using random.org on October 18, 2014.
✿ Must be 18 years or older or have parental or guardian permission to enter.
✿ I will ship directly from the Tokyo Otaku Mode site at my own expense. If the winner does not wish for their address to be disclosed with the site, the extra shipping fee (from my address to final destination) will be at the winner’s expense through Paypal.
✿ I am not responsible for the stock at Tokyo Otaku Mode at the time of the winner being drawn. If the winner does not find any plushies that they would like immediately, we will stay in contact until preferable ones are stocked.
✿ This giveaway is not affiliated with Tokyo Otaku Mode or Tumblr.


If you’re not already registered for Tokyo Otaku Mode, feel free to use my referral link to receive $5 off on any purchase. If you register your email with the site, you will also receive an additional $5 to use within 7 days of confirming it for a total of $10 off. With those discounts, you can purchase a small Alpacasso for the price of shipping or a small Pote Usa Loppy for less than $2 plus shipping.
buttercupflutterscotch:

I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with Amuse plushies over the past couple weeks and I wanted to host a giveaway for a couple of them so other people can have a chance to own them! 
Please do not delete the text!
There will only be one winner!
Prizes:

Prize Pack One:One “standard size” (14cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “standard size” or “large size” (16cm) Alpacasso of your choice from Tokyo Otaku Mode
Prize Pack Two: One “big size” (40cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “big size” or “jumbo size” (50cm) Alpacasso or both the prizes listed in prize pack one from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Rules:

✿ You do not have to be following me! If the winner is not a follower, they can choose from prize pack one. If the winner is a follower, they can choose from prize pack two.
✿ Like and reblog for two entries total! You may reblog more than once, however, it does not grant more entries, it will just readjust your place in this post’s notes.
✿ No giveaway blogs are eligible to win. Reblogging from multiple accounts will result in disqualification.
✿ Entries will close and a winner will be drawn using random.org on October 18, 2014.
✿ Must be 18 years or older or have parental or guardian permission to enter.
✿ I will ship directly from the Tokyo Otaku Mode site at my own expense. If the winner does not wish for their address to be disclosed with the site, the extra shipping fee (from my address to final destination) will be at the winner’s expense through Paypal.
✿ I am not responsible for the stock at Tokyo Otaku Mode at the time of the winner being drawn. If the winner does not find any plushies that they would like immediately, we will stay in contact until preferable ones are stocked.
✿ This giveaway is not affiliated with Tokyo Otaku Mode or Tumblr.


If you’re not already registered for Tokyo Otaku Mode, feel free to use my referral link to receive $5 off on any purchase. If you register your email with the site, you will also receive an additional $5 to use within 7 days of confirming it for a total of $10 off. With those discounts, you can purchase a small Alpacasso for the price of shipping or a small Pote Usa Loppy for less than $2 plus shipping.

buttercupflutterscotch:

I’ve become a tad bit obsessed with Amuse plushies over the past couple weeks and I wanted to host a giveaway for a couple of them so other people can have a chance to own them! 

Please do not delete the text!

There will only be one winner!

Prizes:

Prize Pack One:
One “standard size” (14cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “standard size” or “large size” (16cm) Alpacasso of your choice from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Prize Pack Two:
One “big size” (40cm) Pote Usa Loppy or one “big size” or “jumbo size” (50cm) Alpacasso or both the prizes listed in prize pack one from Tokyo Otaku Mode

Rules:

✿ You do not have to be following me! If the winner is not a follower, they can choose from prize pack one. If the winner is a follower, they can choose from prize pack two.

✿ Like and reblog for two entries total! You may reblog more than once, however, it does not grant more entries, it will just readjust your place in this post’s notes.

✿ No giveaway blogs are eligible to win. Reblogging from multiple accounts will result in disqualification.

✿ Entries will close and a winner will be drawn using random.org on October 18, 2014.

✿ Must be 18 years or older or have parental or guardian permission to enter.

✿ I will ship directly from the Tokyo Otaku Mode site at my own expense. If the winner does not wish for their address to be disclosed with the site, the extra shipping fee (from my address to final destination) will be at the winner’s expense through Paypal.

✿ I am not responsible for the stock at Tokyo Otaku Mode at the time of the winner being drawn. If the winner does not find any plushies that they would like immediately, we will stay in contact until preferable ones are stocked.

✿ This giveaway is not affiliated with Tokyo Otaku Mode or Tumblr.

If you’re not already registered for Tokyo Otaku Mode, feel free to use my referral link to receive $5 off on any purchase. If you register your email with the site, you will also receive an additional $5 to use within 7 days of confirming it for a total of $10 off. With those discounts, you can purchase a small Alpacasso for the price of shipping or a small Pote Usa Loppy for less than $2 plus shipping.

artnouveaustyle:

Poster for Omega Bicycles by Henri Thiriet, 1897.

Love a fierce Art Nouveau woman! Why wouldn’t the goddess of victory ride a bicycle? Also, I want her boots.

artnouveaustyle:

Poster for Omega Bicycles by Henri Thiriet, 1897.

Love a fierce Art Nouveau woman! Why wouldn’t the goddess of victory ride a bicycle? Also, I want her boots.

becausebirds:

queensimia:

accobi:

image

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this has been a dovekie appreciation post

#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow

Black and white just like the best bird of all time.

Their scientific name is Alle alle. They are also known as the little auk or the icebird. They live on the open water of the north Atlantic. Dovekies: amazingly adorable or super cute? You decide!

(Source: happyurepii)

And now, the weather.

richardreedparty:

ive never been so emotional about a candy

OH GOD. Why would you do that. Your candy has made me cry.